Hey You. My Name is Arturo.
Full-time slacker, night-time hacker. Now a family man, (occasionally) driving a minivan.
Years ago, I was at a hacker meeting, and a guy came in wearing a shirt that said JÁQUER in big, bold letters. I told him, "Nice shirt", and he literally took it off his back and gave it to me. It's pronounced "hacker" in Spanish, and I've used it as my username online ever since.
If you'd like to contact me, go ahead and email me.
You can also find me at these places, but let me warn you: you're gonna be severely disappointed.