• @jaquer's microblog
  • Monday, December 12, 2022 5:53 PM
    This is a new one. I was buying some headphones online and the store has an option to leave a tip. 🙃

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  • Thursday, November 24, 2022 8:39 AM
    Wife: you need to prepare the turkey

    Me: *sits turkey down* dude this isn't gonna be a good day for you

    (credit: @ArfMeasures)
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  • Friday, November 18, 2022 2:26 PM
    Found on craigslist free stuff:



    🫡
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  • Wednesday, November 16, 2022 1:11 PM
    I joined Mastodon 🐘 and suddenly I have an urge to start posting shit again. I give it three months, tops. Just like last time. 😅😭
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  • Wednesday, November 16, 2022 1:08 PM
    It finally happened. 👴🏽👓 I hope you're happy.
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  • Tuesday, August 30, 2022 8:27 AM
    I wonder if other people secretly hate me the way I secretly hate then?
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  • Wednesday, May 11, 2022 7:01 PM
    Nope. I was wrong.
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  • Wednesday, May 11, 2022 6:50 AM
    OK, this is it. I'm coming back.
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  • Wednesday, April 20, 2022 1:26 PM
    I swear, you can't make this up. I just saw a Prius with a sticker that said:

    Cool Prius
    - Nobody

    and right next to it there was a Hummer H2 with this vanity plate:

    1COOOL H2

    Make of that situation what you will.
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  • Monday, April 4, 2022 10:06 AM
    How high was Quincy Jones when he was like: "You know what would go great at the end of Pretty Young Thing? Alvin and The fucking Chipmunks." 🐿️🎵
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