Tuesday, August 30, 2022 8:27 AM
I wonder if other people secretly hate me the way I secretly hate then?
Wednesday, May 11, 2022 7:01 PM
Nope. I was wrong.
Wednesday, May 11, 2022 6:50 AM
OK, this is it. I'm coming back.
Wednesday, April 20, 2022 1:26 PM
I swear, you can't make this up. I just saw a Prius with a sticker that said:
and right next to it there was a Hummer H2 with this vanity plate:
Make of that situation what you will.
Monday, April 4, 2022 10:06 AM
How high was Quincy Jones when he was like: "You know what would go great at the end of Pretty Young Thing? Alvin and The fucking Chipmunks." 🐿️🎵
Wednesday, March 23, 2022 8:04 AM
Tell me why some guy at the gym was FaceTiming his girlfriend while he was in the locker room. 😐
Sunday, March 13, 2022 10:01 AM
This post (#69) is dedicated to Max.
Future Max: You were ten when you thought this was hilarious.
Saturday, March 12, 2022 12:10 PM
You ever poop a poop so perfect, you almost don't wanna flush it? 💩
No? Just me? OK.
Sunday, March 6, 2022 8:35 PM
Trying to get started on meditating again, and there's this cool quote by Dolly Parton mentioned in one of the lessons: "The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up the rain".
Wednesday, March 2, 2022 8:33 PM
Looook what I gooooot.