How high was Quincy Jones when he was like: "You know what would go great at the end of Pretty Young Thing? Alvin and The fucking Chipmunks." 🐿️🎵

Tell me why some guy at the gym was FaceTiming his girlfriend while he was in the locker room. 😐

This post (#69) is dedicated to Max.



Future Max: You were ten when you thought this was hilarious.

You ever poop a poop so perfect, you almost don't wanna flush it? 💩

No? Just me? OK.

Trying to get started on meditating again, and there's this cool quote by Dolly Parton mentioned in one of the lessons: "The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up the rain".

Looook what I gooooot.



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Here's the problem with driving: the road is full of idiots, and I am one of them.

I had my gum surgery yesterday. Way worse than last time. I took three painkillers (the good stuff). 🥴 Ended up sleeping 15 hours. Wish I could say it was a good trip, but I kept having nightmares.

Great. As if I needed another way to waste time. I found Quordle: four simultaneous Wordles. 😵‍💫

Daily Quordle #28
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quordle.com
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⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩
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Woke up to the after effects of that six mile run. Excuse me while I go take some pain pills. 💊 I'm getting old. 👴🏽