Nope. I was wrong.

OK, this is it. I'm coming back.

I swear, you can't make this up. I just saw a Prius with a sticker that said:

Cool Prius
- Nobody

and right next to it there was a Hummer H2 with this vanity plate:

1COOOL H2

Make of that situation what you will.

How high was Quincy Jones when he was like: "You know what would go great at the end of Pretty Young Thing? Alvin and The fucking Chipmunks." 🐿️🎵

Tell me why some guy at the gym was FaceTiming his girlfriend while he was in the locker room. 😐

This post (#69) is dedicated to Max.



Future Max: You were ten when you thought this was hilarious.

You ever poop a poop so perfect, you almost don't wanna flush it? 💩

No? Just me? OK.

Trying to get started on meditating again, and there's this cool quote by Dolly Parton mentioned in one of the lessons: "The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up the rain".

Looook what I gooooot.



🧝🧙🏽‍♂️🐲

Here's the problem with driving: the road is full of idiots, and I am one of them.