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    Wednesday, May 11, 2022 7:01 PM
    Nope. I was wrong.
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    Wednesday, May 11, 2022 6:50 AM
    OK, this is it. I'm coming back.
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    Wednesday, April 20, 2022 1:26 PM
    I swear, you can't make this up. I just saw a Prius with a sticker that said:

    Cool Prius
    - Nobody

    and right next to it there was a Hummer H2 with this vanity plate:

    1COOOL H2

    Make of that situation what you will.
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    Monday, April 4, 2022 10:06 AM
    How high was Quincy Jones when he was like: "You know what would go great at the end of Pretty Young Thing? Alvin and The fucking Chipmunks." 🐿️🎵
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    Wednesday, March 23, 2022 8:04 AM
    Tell me why some guy at the gym was FaceTiming his girlfriend while he was in the locker room. 😐
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    Sunday, March 13, 2022 10:01 AM
    This post (#69) is dedicated to Max.



    Future Max: You were ten when you thought this was hilarious.
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    Saturday, March 12, 2022 12:10 PM
    You ever poop a poop so perfect, you almost don't wanna flush it? 💩

    No? Just me? OK.
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    Sunday, March 6, 2022 8:35 PM
    Trying to get started on meditating again, and there's this cool quote by Dolly Parton mentioned in one of the lessons: "The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up the rain".
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    Wednesday, March 2, 2022 8:33 PM
    Looook what I gooooot.



    🧝🧙🏽‍♂️🐲
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    Wednesday, March 2, 2022 4:30 PM
    Here's the problem with driving: the road is full of idiots, and I am one of them.
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