I hate it when a new obsession takes over me. I want a mechanical keyboard.
I mean... look at this thing! 🥴
Picture by [deleted] on r/MechanicalKeyboards
I have a feeling that if I saved an entire orphanage from a fire and carried the last child out on my shoulders, as I stood there charred and smoking, they'd say, "Aren't you the guy who wrote 'The Piña Colada Song?'"